Moshzilla Is Born
Have you heard of Moshzilla?
Much like Star Wars Kid, this unfortunate soul was circulated around the net, and lots of people along the way got onboard to make contributitions.
This is the original, candid photograph which started Moshzilla on her road to fame.
As you can see, less than flattering in and of herself. Which is not to mention the horrified looks from her peers.
Presumably, this pic was one of the first mods, thus earning her the "Moshzilla" moniker.
Moshzilla dwarfs the moonmen...
Much like Star Wars Kid, this unfortunate soul was circulated around the net, and lots of people along the way got onboard to make contributitions.
This is the original, candid photograph which started Moshzilla on her road to fame.
As you can see, less than flattering in and of herself. Which is not to mention the horrified looks from her peers.
Presumably, this pic was one of the first mods, thus earning her the "Moshzilla" moniker.
Moshzilla dwarfs the moonmen...
8 Comments:
quite possibly i am the very first person to reply on patricks new blog! i kickass! not only at air hockey, but being the first replier on a new blog! i rule!
you created an entire blog making fun of a girl just having a good time? when someone looks like that, they deserve to be made fun of. way to go.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Man Patrick - I just looked at all of these and laughed my ass off! You are so awesome cause I so needed to laugh!
haha, Sharon. "Yu created an ENtire blog" you make it sound so dramatic. Creating this blog took about 45 minutes.
I'm not sure if I'm making fun of that girl, although I'm sure a lot of people like to believe so of themselves. The original picture is just so damn.. unfortunate.
For the record, I'm sure she's a wonderful human being. But inside, I can't ignore the fact that I've tried to imagine all the previous movements and positions that went into creating her posture and visage and I can categorically deny any of them as being acceptable. Maybe she was on XTC.
I'm really glad that every one of my hugely embarrasing poses in my life haven't been caught on the interweb and devoured by photoshopping wizards.
I can't believe how this culture has evolved to the point where society can cannibalize anonymous people for its amusement in exchange for making them famous, and sometimes rich. Star Wars Kid (Gyhslain or something) was supposedly reaping large court rewards for his humiliation.
Anyway, I'm glad it's being enjoyed!
The massive Mosh post:
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I know who she is
Hilarious.
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